Humorous Retirement Gift Candle | Smells like Not Your Problem Anymore | Happy Retirement Hand Poured Soy Wax Jar Candle | Funny Bamboo Cypress Scented | USA Made Eco Friendly
Humorous Retirement Gift Candle | Smells like Not Your Problem Anymore | Happy Retirement Hand Poured Soy Wax Jar Candle | Funny Bamboo Cypress Scented | USA Made Eco Friendly
Product description
Cedar Crate Market is a woman owned and family operated brand. We create fun, sassy, and humorous candles, gifts and lifestyle goods. Our Products are handmade in the USA with creative designs that fit any décor.
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Clean & Sustainable
Our candles are made with 100% soy wax without any additives, phthalates, or harmful chemicals.
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Made in the USA
Our hand poured candles are made in small batches in our hometown of Minnetonka, MN.
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The Perfect Gift
Our candles are carefully packaged in a gift box to ensure they arrive perfect and ready to give.
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Premium Fragrances
All of our candles are made with the highest quality fragrances infused with essential oils.
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Local Sourcing
We only use soy wax made from USA grown soy beans to support local farmers and their families.
Candle Sizes
60+ Hours | Burn Time | 45+ Hours |
Made it the USA | ||
Hand Poured | ||
Gift Box | ||
Reusable Jar & Lid |
60+ Hours | Burn Time | 60+ Hours |
Made it the USA | ||
Hand Poured | ||
Gift Box | ||
Reusable Jar & Lid |
- 9oz Jar Candle
- 13.5oz Jar Candle
Cedar Crate Market is Woman Owned and Family Operated
We celebrate all of life's important moments, big and small, with classic designs that never go out of style. Our Company is always growing and adding new one-of-a-kind products that make the perfect gift for anyone or occasion!
We specialize in funny candles that smell amazing. We are proud to hand pour our candles in small batches right here in the USA. Based in our hometown of Minnetonka, MN we make all of our candles with 100% soy wax and cotton wicks for a superior clean burn. Our soy wax is made from soy beans grown exclusively by farmers in the USA. We never add artificial colors or additives to our candles and use essential oils in many of our fragrances.
Our gifts and lifestyle goods are made with humor and love, from coffee mugs & barware to keepsake ornaments & frames, we have something for everyone. All of our glassware is dishwasher safe and won't fade over time. We always work hard to make quality products that will last.
- Witty and Memorable Retirement Gift: Celebrate the next chapter with this humorous “Smells Like Not Your Problem Anymore” candle — the perfect way to honor a coworker, friend, or family member stepping into retirement. Its playful message brings laughter and warmth to any farewell party, making it a memorable keepsake they’ll cherish long after the celebration ends. Suitable for retirement gifts for women, men, or any beloved colleague, this candle combines humor with thoughtfulness for a truly unique send-off. Crafted to stand out among other retirement party decorations, it doubles as both a heartfelt gesture and a fun conversation starter at the event.
- Delightful Bamboo, Cypress, and Musk Fragrance: Indulge the senses with the refreshing yet soothing scent blend of bamboo, cypress, and musk. Designed to relax and rejuvenate, this fragrance is sophisticated yet universally appealing, creating a peaceful atmosphere in any room. Unlike generic scented candles, our carefully selected fragrance profile adds an elevated touch, making it suitable even for sensitive noses and enhancing the overall retirement experience. DESIGNED FOR CANDLE LAMP WARMERS - Crafted for versatility, this jar candle is safe and effective for use with candle lamp warmers—allowing you to enjoy its full fragrance without lighting a flame.
- Hand Poured Soy Wax with Clean Burn: Made from 100% soy wax and hand poured in the USA, this candle offers a clean, long-lasting burn free from harmful chemicals. Perfect for eco-conscious customers, soy wax produces significantly less soot than paraffin alternatives while ensuring even melting and optimal scent throw. Its premium cotton wick ensures a consistent flame that’s easy to light and maintain. The jar is reusable and recyclable, adding to its eco-friendly appeal — a sustainable choice that aligns with mindful living in retirement. Show you care about quality and the planet with this thoughtful, USA-made product.
- Stylish, Versatile, and Office-Friendly Design: The simple yet elegant glass jar and crisp black-and-white label complement any decor style, from modern to rustic. Compact enough to fit on a desk, shelf, or side table, it serves as both a charming piece of office decor and a practical source of ambiance. Perfect for lighting during a quiet evening at home or displaying as part of a retirement party table centerpiece, it suits multiple purposes and settings. Unlike overly ornate or bulky gifts, this candle’s timeless design ensures it can be enjoyed without clashing with the recipient’s personal taste or space.
- Funny Gifts for Women. Gifts for any occasion: Our Best Friend Candles will perfectly express Your Love and humor. Celebrate Every Special Event! This candle makes an excellent birthday gift for women friends, your Mom, Wife, Daughters, girlfriend, bff, aunt, grandma, loved one, work friend, boss, coworker, employee or yourself. Celebrate professional achievements such as a new job, a promotion or graduation. The perfect gift for holidays, the "I'm thinking of you moments", or even if you are miles apart.
- Thoughtful Gift for Anyone Retiring: Whether you’re looking for retirement gifts for women, funny retirement gifts for coworkers, or a unique gift for a retired friend, this candle fits the bill beautifully. Its humor is light-hearted yet respectful, making it appropriate for both professional and personal relationships. Easy to gift and sure to please, it arrives ready to bring a smile to their face. A small but meaningful way to say “congratulations” while reminding them they’ve earned the right to relax — and that their old problems are no longer theirs to handle.